FUNNY TIME

Start 70s I am a rich men. I had 42 Dollar and I knows the world is mine. Day before I looks in cinema "Foxy Brown" with Pam Grier - I think that was a sign.

Policia stopped me on airport - No chance fly America ,no chance for Pam Grier married me. But I am a 11 years old men with 42 Dollar and I never given up.

I go back to cinema but Boss don`t want give me the number from Pam Grier - I think he jeaulousy ,he want Pam Grier have himeself alone.

I knows I need help - I goes to an old itzig in a sexshop , I tell the jew my problem , but I don`t say that I am rich - I say I have only 2 Dollar e 1 Mark.

The jew give me a magazin with Vanessa del Rio - on the last side I see an adress America. I ask the jew if it is the adress from Vanessa del Rio - he say yes and I buy the magazin for 1 Mark e 1 Dollar.

Home I wrote Vanessa del Rio a letter , you can marry me if you send me a ticket - but no time Pam Grier want marry me too ...

But Vanessa del Rio forgive the best chance of her life ,she dont answer ...

And from Pam Grier I had no adress ...

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EDDY NOVA aka EDDY GAVON

first time published 1981